Monkey see, Monkey do
So, the car crash that is Pete Burns bragged that the coat he has been flouncing around in on Celebrity Big Brother was made from the fur of the endangered gorilla.
The police subsequently seized the coat, and the Natural History Museum have found that it is in fact made from the hides of colobus monkeys. The police have passed a file on the case to the Crown Prosecution Service. Good. I hope the unrepentant Burns gets stitched up like a kipper. Idiot.